The fact that this movie came out one year after she played the nice grandmother in Christmas Vacation fucked me up at first but now is a source of delight.

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"He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."

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tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Ok most of these are dumb but Spray Scream was hilarious.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine ladies with their dogs

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heynicenails:

Neon Grunge Glitter Nails for Marlene #gelnails #prestocolorgel #naillabo #glitter #nailart #heynicenails #longbeach

whinyspice

heynicenails:

Neon Grunge Glitter Nails for Marlene #gelnails #prestocolorgel #naillabo #glitter #nailart #heynicenails #longbeach

whinyspice

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Asked by sonytantoni sonytantoni

Friendship necklaces that say twin-peaks

I would honestly be shocked if that didn’t already exist.

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

whinyspice

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piratetreasure:

gill man and julie adams

the creature from the black lagoon

1954

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thebigmusic:

The Cure - “Just Like Heaven” (1987)

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alisonnbries:

my favorite video on the internet

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY