Diamond David Lee Roth, Mrs. Vernon-Williams from Crybaby, Wings’ Tim Daly, and Maria from Harold & Kumar also appeared in season five of The Sopranos. #cameos...

Diamond David Lee Roth, Mrs. Vernon-Williams from Crybaby, Wings’ Tim Daly, and Maria from Harold & Kumar also appeared in season five of The Sopranos. #cameos #shmempranos
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbYCuVl0nQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=112uubjuyx1ng

dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

image

(via modisoperandi)

summer-rose-isms:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

(Source: saltrat88, via mermaidpowerz)

bmoneythefirst:

cash4bees:

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

image

Nerd: Holy shit. 

That baby from toy story is all grown up

(via modisoperandi)

nicollekidman:

i hope y’all don’t think for one second im joking about olivia colman being hot because bitch…. effervescent 

(via weirdbitterdays)

hotcommunist:

me about to alienate my entire family by telling them that every CEO in the world deserves the chop

image

(via gothmothman)

shutupmerlin:

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.


The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

(via odinsnotwearingmakeup)

I got like 12 of these voicemails within 5 days last summer.

I got like 12 of these voicemails within 5 days last summer.

(via odinsnotwearingmakeup)

ratchlock:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

(via ratsintherosebush)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY